New dads: Take everything you love and bury it far, far away. Forever. Welcome to fatherhood.
Don’t listen to your father’s music. Or the 7-year-old who says he can see where the car is driving.
Halloween isn’t as fun as it used to be. Especially when some of the candy could kill you ….
He doesn’t have the eye of the tiger. More like the cheekbones of a meerkat. So when #8 slipped into his jersey and doll-sized shin guards, dad was nervous ….
William, AKA Doodlebug, Sweet Boy, BoBo. Smuggler of sand. Certified door slammer. Bearer of the Magic Coin. Reluctant soccer star.
Grace, AKA Swizzle Stick, Sweet Beet, Beets, Sugar, Shug Knight. Performance artist. Star of stage. Fan of Band-Aids.
Me, AKA Dad, Dave.Former fisherman. Dispenser of advice. Applier of makeup. Fan of worry. Editor and writer. Fanboy.
Twist, AKA Twistie, Twistie Loo. Producer of poop. Devourer of baseboards.